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You know? Of course I know. You’re my best mate!

crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

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tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

shutupaubrey:

snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day

shutupaubrey:

snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day

love yourself

love yourself

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY